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Volume 1

No. 1 - June 18, 1999

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7julylg.gif (4000 bytes)One deranged man's view of 7july

"Free Pens!"

Well, you know the old saying "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!", Screw that! I went to the show at Fiddler's on the Green 6/18/99, looking to have a good time and see some of the old faithful followers and new comers, chug down some icy cold beverages, and get blown away listening to my favorite jams! Instead what I got was a 70 year old guy with one tooth drunk off his ass, gumming a piece pizza, and wanting to gum on jim & craig's wives hovering around. A 50 year old thing dressed in a black mini with a (blech!), see through lace top acting like she's 18 again. As for the rest of the people, local alcoholics, and one of the bands faithful followers (thanks anne!).

Almost cold beer, (cold enough to drink, but not enjoy to the fullest extent of the beverages capabilities).

The band sounded great, and seemed to be in the mood to make the best of situation, the first set was good music, but too slow tempoed, one after another after another! Don't get me wrong, it was good eating, but just not spicy enough to grab my attention, so why should it get these locals taste buds. Maybe a little switch in the song list would be in order, you know kick it up a few notches (bam!), Couple of slow tempo, then a couple of face smashers once their warmed up alittle. The second set was better as far a tempo, but i can remember when these guys would crank it up and hold it to the floorboard for 5 or 6 songs before coasting, the crowd started to build a little, and actually showed signs of life when the band picked up the pace. Oh! Did I mention that the stage was the size of postage stamp, although his guitar could be heard, Carl was M.I.A., and if Jim stepped to the side you could actually see Craig sitting in the dark beating it. The third set was much better, they took of the dresses and started bitch slapping the place!

It was a good show, not a vintage 7july show, but I guess it's kind of hard to get it up when the place has a 20 people in it, and most of those people are too drunk to hear anyway. My suggestion, "never" , and i mean 'never" play that place again! I think it zapped the bands energy. Throw in some more fast tunes, (the band looks like it's having fun when you play them!) Plus it gets people moving!

Well you asked for it, how's it smell! Looking forward to the next show, keepin' the faith hooooochieeee maaaaamaaaa!

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